Jason logic (Pre-Eleanor)

Me: I can't find my phone. Crap.
(I search all around for my phone.)
Jason: Wait, wait, wait ... whats in your hand?
(Look in my hand and find my phone.)
Me: Don't judge me! I'm pregnant.
Jason: Do you suffer from short term memory loss?
Me: Yes, its a pregnancy symptom. All my brain power is going to the baby.
Jason: I read about this one guy who pushed another guy out of the way of a car, but then he got hit my the car himself, and now he has short term memory loss ... is it like that??
Me: Ummm ... kinda, but not because I've been hit by a car.
Jason: Oh, because I heard having a baby is like getting hit by a car.